Freaky-Anime-Girl

*No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do, I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class. *The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball. *I will not use Umbridge's quill to write "I told you I was hardcore". *If a classmate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that fact and draw a Dark Mark on their arm. *House elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers. *Starting a betting pool on the fate of this year's Defence Against Dark Arts teacher is tasteless and tacky, not a clever money-making concept. *Seamus Finnegan is not "after me Lucky Charms". *I will not refer to the We